Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Broken Thermostat Man

Super power: Broken Thermostat man has the uncanny ability to make a room uncomfortably warm.

Secret Identity: By day he is Steve, an air conditioning repair man. He really wants to help people but is embarrassed about his power. He tried to be super strong, super fast, and at one time super fast and super strong while being super extreme on roller blades. One day he will accept that rarely you get to choose your special skill, and that often it chooses you. 

Appearance: Broken thermostat man is always in shorts, and when his power is in full swing, you can see the development of sweat rings under his arms. Steve is also known for having the body of a twelve year old boy, especially by Batman. Batman was constantly on Steve’s door step trying to get him to be his youthful ward, it was kind of weird but he did enjoy the free trips to Thailand.

Best known for: Before going solo, Steve was a member of the X men. He was charged with the responsibility of accompanying Professor X to ease joint pain. He was known as The Wheatbag.

Notable Quotes: “Is it me, or is it getting hot in here. Yep, it’s me.”

Sunday, October 16, 2011


Superpower: Catman is able to survive virtually any fall, unfortunately, upon landing he gets knocked out for a period of time, proportional to the fall- normally a few hours, which is pretty inconvenient if you're jumping out of a window to get away from something.

Secret Identity: Before discovering his superpower, Catman, worked as a day trader at the stock exchange. During the recent crash, and losing a substantial sum of money, he decided it was wise to exit through the window. Of the 30th floor. His co workers were understandably surprised when he returned to work the next day as though nothing had happened. Catman has since declared bankruptcy and now lives off welfare and pub bets about jumping from tall buildings. Catman wasn't happy with his superhero name, and spent a period trying to be known as "the fall guy", which he believed was more accurate. He as also been know by the names "The scaredy cat", due to his tendency to jump out of the nearest window at the first sign of trouble, and also the cat napper because of his narcoleptic landings. This also ruined his short lived "kitty day-care" business, no one trusts someone known as "The Cat Napper" with their pets.

Appearance: Being unempolyed, Catman normally wears a tracksuit and runners, but when making an appearance as Catman, he will wear a furry cat suit, which appears as though its made from shag pile carpet and could easily be confused with a bad mascot outfit, or a fund raising costume.

Best Known For: A tragic incident when he attempted to rescue his neighbors goldfish from her burning appartment. Catman lept from the 5th floor window with the fishbowl. He was found asleep at the scene, the goldfish did not survive the fall.

Notable Quotes:"I bet you fifty bucks, I could jump out of that window, and not break my legs."

Sidekick: Ammonia Boy.

Friday, October 7, 2011

The Incredible Man

Superpower: others have difficulty believing anything the incredible man says.

Secret Identity: In normal day to day life, the incredible man struggles in his life as a real estate agent, generally failing to convince buyers or sellers that he knows what he is talking about, despite having the frostiest tips and pointiest shoes. The incredible man, also has particular trouble applying for loans and credit cards.

Appearance: once in superhero mode, the incredible man dons an impressive mullet, wrap around sunglasses and head to toe compression garments. He is also known to wear a balance bracelet for increased health and vitality, heightening his powers of incredulity.

Best Known For: Was instrumental in foiling an armed robbery of a service station, after spending 30 minutes trying to convince the would be robber that it was impossible to remove cash from an ATM by forcing your arm into the cash dispensing slot. The police arrived a few hours later to find the perpetrator, having already severed one arm, attempting to force the second one into the slot.

Notable Quotes:"No, really, its impossible to get your entire fist into your mouth"